I haven’t washed my hair in like a week bleeeeh
Fire, gin and tonic, comedy central perrrfect
I have white white white hair now. I will blend in with the snow.
Andi is waiting for girlfriend to arrive. Fire going tick, Gin and Tonic ready tick, Poppy farting tick. I am ready.
My family and I are going skiing this christmas in La Plagne and Des Arcs in france. Just seeing if my old stuff fitted me still. It’s tradition in our family to wear stupid hats and funky jackets so we can spot each other a mile off.
Someone gimme a bowtie please
le mop got le chop
Thank goodness I’m getting a haircut tomorrow.