| Me: | Dad, I'm hungry. |
| Dad: | Hi hungry, nice to meet you. I'm dad. |
| Me: | What? I'm serious! |
| Dad: | I thought you were hungry. |
| Me: | I am hungry! |
| Dad: | Where did serious go? |
| Me: | ARE YOU KIDDING ME? |
| Dad: | No, I'm dad. |
| Me: | Dad, I'm hungry. |
| Dad: | Hi hungry, nice to meet you. I'm dad. |
| Me: | What? I'm serious! |
| Dad: | I thought you were hungry. |
| Me: | I am hungry! |
| Dad: | Where did serious go? |
| Me: | ARE YOU KIDDING ME? |
| Dad: | No, I'm dad. |